It's directed by Sam Taylor Johnson who gives the entire mis en scene the look of a TVM on the Hallmark Channel complete with irritating incidental muzak playing over scenes. The characters as played here just do not convince but to be fair to Johnson and Doran it's every aspect of the entire film that's the problem. How about "I don't do acting and I have a single expression on my face throughout the entire movie" Jamie ? Maybe if Grey was played by someone like a younger Christian Bale who can do a convincing turn as a manly Byronic anti-hero which is the casting that Grey calls for. "I don't do romance and I'm singular" states Grey. Dakota Johnson as Ana really overplays the shy innocent virgin routine in the early part of the film and Jamie Doran never convinces as Grey. There's some strange casting going on here. Unconfident virgin undergraduate Ana Steele embarks on a sexual relationship with 27 year old multi-billionaire Christian Grey. I do hope the uncensored sex scenes are worth it because if the censored version is anything to go by that woman in the Glasgow cinema might have been pleasuring herself in order to stay awake The story itself is very one note. But I suppose 50 SHADES has something in its favour if audience members are going to risk 5 years on the sex offenders register watching it in public. Indeed I almost fell out of my seat reading a report in the Scottish Daily Record that a woman in her thirties had been arrested in a Glasgow cinema for "pleasuring herself" ! Hold your horses guys because the paper didn't print a photo of the woman in question due to sub-judicial law so hoping she's going to pop back to the cinema for a repeat performance while she sits beside you is a little bit premature, she could have been a Gorgon for all we know. Apparently a lot of people have been watching this film for the dubious and much hyped reason that this film is supposed to be the greatest aphrodisiac ever recorded in human history. I thought I had to mention this due to covering my back. The version I saw was via a pirate copy marked "CENSORED" which probably means most of the explicit shots in the sex scenes have been cut out. I gotta go, though.Īnastasia Steele: I told him.
Tell me where you are.Īnastasia Steele: A long way from Seattle! A long way from you.Ĭhristian Grey: Which bar? What's it called?Īnastasia Steele: I don't know. Come here, come here! Go away!Ĭhristian Grey: That's it. No, stay away from me Ana! I don't want you! Get away. I want you to go home right now.Īnastasia Steele: You're so bossy! Ana, let's go for a coffee. I mean the head right on the nail.Ĭhristian Grey: Listen to me. Where are you?Īnastasia Steele: Oh, I'm in line because I have to pee really bad.Ĭhristian Grey: Anastasia, have you been drinking?Īnastasia Steele: Yeah! I have, Mr. Thanks though for the kind gesture.Ĭhristian Grey: You're welcome. I'm sending back your expensive books because I already have copies of those. MischaLeCroixĬhristian Grey: Anastasia.Īnastasia Steele: Yeah, this is me. Although, she enjoys the bondage sex with Grey, she feels that she has to make a step that will take her all her strength and courage, for Christian Grey is a very dangerous man. In the course of their troubled relationship Anastasia slowly comes to uncover Grey's troubled past and realises that he is not good for any woman, let alone for himself. His pursuing eventually brings a result - Anastasia and Grey start dating. Later, Grey invites her to a cafe and also sends her first edition copies of two Thomas Hardy novels, including Tess of the d'Urbervilles, with a quote from the latter book about the dangers of relationships, on an accompanying card. Soon after it, he visits the hardware store where Anastasia works and offers her to do a photo shoot to accompany the article for which Anastasia had interviewed him. During the interview, Christian Grey takes an interest in Anastasia. Anastasia Steele, an English literature major at Washington State University, agrees to interview for the college newspaper a billionaire, Christian Grey, as a favour to her roommate, Kate Kavanagh.
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